Wonkette

* Standing up for what you believe is difficult and MS Paint doesn’t make it any easier. [Recovering Overachiever]
* No matter how many bullet points are used, we still don’t really care how you spent your Memorial Day. [Average Jane]
* It’s finally starting to dawn on some other people that Say Anything is a shitty movie and Cameron Crowe is a shitty filmmaker. [Bathroom Reading]
* Nothing like a missed connection to make you sad as fuck on a beautiful day. [Craigslist]