DC Needs a Slogan

Now, the nation’s capital wants a piece of that action — so much so that Washington is on the market for a snappy slogan of its own, and it’s willing to spend $150,000 to find one.

Fuck that, we can come up with one much, much more cheaply.

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Poll will close whenever, maybe tomorrow. And the DC Tourism Board is welcome to use the winner for the low, low rate of, uh… $140,000.

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  1. Carleen

    In case you want to reconsider your options, here you’ll find an interesting article about tagline creation. For instance, Seriously, ‘Only Like 70% of us Are Douchebags’ is a clever tagline, but it’s too long.

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