Andrew Card, Beloved by College Students Everywhere

Here is Andrew Card getting booed for ten minutes by a bunch of hippies.

Card was presented with an honorary degree by U Mass Amherst, much to the dismay of the entire student body of U Mass Amherst. Card was invited to the ceremony after showing up at the hospital bed of the university’s provost, who was recovering from stroke, brandishing a prepared copy of the honorary degree, a pen, and Alberto Gonzales.