After a libtard bird shat on George W. Bush yesterday, there has been widespread debate over whether the sparrow had a partisan agenda or was a “9/11 truther,” but today’s Washington Post shows the attacks have now spread from the White House lawn to the greater DC metropolitan area and even to Delaware beaches. Experts say wherever you go this weekend, the birds will surely hunt you down and cover your family in shit. Sorry.
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