Wonkette

* Dick Cheney’s going warring in Iran whether Bush wants to or not. [HuffPo]
* Ron Paul thinks Rudy Giuliani doesn’t know shit about 9/11. [Hit & Run]
* It’s time for Bill Frist to perform open heart surgery on another sick gorilla. [Passport]
* Dennis Hastert is two years late on everything. [Political Insider]
* LeBron James won’t dunk on Darfur. [Think Progress]