Wonkette

* John Boehner is not supposed to mention the immigration bill is “a piece of shit.” [On Call]
* Fred Thompson frees his son from the burden of leaching off his father’s PAC. [MoJo]
* John Murtha only eats breakfast with people whose planes he can buy. [Worldwidestandard]
* “Fucking Maureen Dowd is like launching a bottle rocket into the Grand Canyon.” [Rude Pundit]
* All you ever needed to know about political history you learned from watching Point Break. [McSweeneys]