It’s a Miracle! Lesbian Cheney Daughter Gives Birth
Congratulations to Mary Cheney and her wife Heather Poe, because they (or Mary, actually) just gave birth to a boy. Welcome to the most evil family in the world, little Samuel David Cheney! We just sent our regards:
Mary Cheney delivers baby! [Family Pride]
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