Cheney Totally On DC Madam’s Phone List

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What else could anyone conclude from this bit of weirdness, in today’s Roll Call:

Vice President Cheney isn’t not on the phone records of the alleged D.C. Madam, who is accused of running a high-price call-girl ring in Washington, the accused madam’s lawyer said on Tuesday.

Hey, Brian Ross! This is Wonkette, calling you on your prop phone. Why won’t you report that Cheney is the “former CEO” in McLean who’s on the DC Madam’s list?

We suspect the reason is that some bigshot at ABC/Disney is also on the list. Come clean, Mickey, just come clean. Just do a tearful admission on World News Tonight and maybe a Teen People cover story, and all is forgiven!

Don’t Think of an Elephant [Roll Call]
Earlier: Oh Hey, Cheney’s Maybe On the DC Madam’s List

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