Wonkette

* The never-ending war in Iraq, now sponsored by Democrats. [WP, NYT, LAT]
* Dan Bartlett and Jon Kyl have giant balls perfect for supporting immigration bills and Attorney Generals everyone hates. [WP, WSJ]
* Guest worker fruit picking crucial to the world smoothie economy. [WP, NYT]
* John McCain is now appearing at campaign events in his new persona as a super-fundraiser. McCain was forced to give up his old persona, as a “high profile legislator,” when he stopped showing up to vote on legislation. [WP]
* John Murtha “finds ethics elusive.” [NYT]
* Government technology contractor wrongly charged millions to GSA. Yawn. [WP]
* Monica Goodling testifying day means Monica Goodling newspaper profile day. [WP, LAT]