An Amendment to Be

* Heard on the Hill: Jerry Nadler falls asleep in the House chamber while C-Span watches… Johnny Isakson misses a Senate vote due to a root canal… The House members who pretended to live on food stamps are back to eating like the rich people they truly are… Jeff Sessions explained his displeasure with the immigration bill with a ‘Schoolhouse Rock’ poster. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Bush Twins are here again… Disgraced former Administration bigwigs ride trains, work out, go to Dunkin’ Donuts. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: DC Madam loves Hillary… DC types gave lame commencement speeches all over the place last weekend… George Tenet had a top-secret clandestine book signing for spies… Barney Frank can’t wear a coat, wore a Lacoaste sweater on the House floor. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: 13-year-old outraged by Walter Reed scandal, calls out John Warner and Jim Webb in a film. [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Margaret Spellings to be the first sitting cabinet official to do The Daily Show… Newt Gingrich signs baseballs, refuses to say whether he’s running for President. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Rep. Jesse Jackson rides a Segway. [WP]