Fuck You Friday
*Heard on the Hill: John McCaintoldJohn Cornynto fuck off. Despite this, we still don't like John McCain...Obamacampaigns invites everyone to the "Generation BO Kick-Off" party...Patrick McHenryjust baitingBarney Franknow...Susan Collinsdrinks with Democrats. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Can you tell actualRahm Emanueltirades from fictional ones? [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Various people roasted the President of GWU...John KerryRSVP'd to the WashTimesanniversary party, then didn't show. [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: DC Madam doing Nathans Q&A on May 22nd. [Politico ]
*Washington Whispers: Margaret Spellingsattended anAmerican Idoltaping...Harry Reidto use sneaky procedure to avoid recess appointments this summer...Bushnow inviting Congress to sleepovers and movies...Rep. Xavier Becerraheld a press briefing to demonstrate "bullet-stamping technology," failed to shoot any reporters. [ USN&WR ]