Not every Adult Services Business is a fancy operation like DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s escort service. The difference between $300 outcall and $275 incall is illustrated by this horrifying photograph and the accompanying news story:
HAGERSTOWN, Md. — An alleged dominatrix on the lam since her indictment in 2001 has been caught and returned to Virginia to face charges of prostitution and crimes against nature, police said. Patricia Helen Meehan, 55, also is charged with keeping a bawdy house and manufacturing marijuana ….
Meehan allegedly told a man who was considering buying a home in the neighborhood that she was a dominatrix and charged $275 an hour for her services. When police searched Meehan’s home, they found bondage instruments and sexual aids, Kennedy said.
So be careful out there, or you might wind up in a “bawdy house” where alchemists are committing “crimes against nature” such as “manufacturing marijuana” right next to where they keep the “sexual AIDS.”