Wonkette

* If a Metro bus hits you, you probably deserved it. So forget about the lawsuit, okay? [why.i.hate.dc]
* An entire blog dedicated to Happy Hours! Bookmark it. Use it. [Tremonkey's DC Bar Tour]
* DC on its way to having a non-black majority of the population, and it didn’t even take a hurricane. [DCist]
* “Perfect blend of professionalism and restrained sensuality. i melt when you look at me. let’s spend all summer dancing around the elephant in the room.” [Craigslist]