Wonkette

* Ron Paul’s gonna get banned from debates just cause he’s the only one who knows the truth about 9/11. [Election Central]
* Dennis Kucinich is still a “whiny ass motherfucker who stands on a box so he doesn’t look like a little midget.” [PrezVid]
* U.S. Mint knows Americans only like spending money with dead white dudes on it. [Suitably Flip]
* Larry Flynt’s mumbling respect for Jerry Falwell. [YouTube]
* Jenna Jameson endorses Hillary. [LAist]
* John McCain autograph on heavy paper doorstop: $200. [On Call]