Wonkette

* Testimony of Deputy Attorney General forces reordering of the “evil hierarchy” with Alberto Gonzales moving up and passing John Ashcroft. [WP, NYT]
* Paul Wolfowitz will resign in disgrace. They’re just working out the level of humiliation at this point. [WP, NYT]
* There’s a sucker, er, war czar born every minute. [WP, NYT, LAT]
* Republican debate coverage you don’t need cause we live blogged that bitch. [WP, NYT, LAT]
* 2008 doesn’t need a Perot or Nader, Giuliani can split the Republican vote all by hisself. [WSJ]
* Congressman Tim Ryan goes on the “poor diet.” [WP]
* Fat asshole dies. [WP, NYT, LAT]