Wonkette

* Deputy Attorney General experiences the existential ecstasy of jumping off a sinking ship. [WP, NYT]
* World Bank investigating committee determines Paul Wolfowitz’s girlfriend is a bitch. [WP, NYT, LAT]
* John McCain anxiously distances himself from McCain-Kennedy immigration bill. [WP]
* “Republican Sen. John McCain’s latest report is likely to again show that the bulk of his $15 million family fortune traces to his wife, the daughter of a beer magnate.” [WP]
* White House plans to raise fuel efficiency in most inefficient way possible. [WP, NYT]
* Terror suspect who never did anything goes on trial after not doing anything in jail for 5 years. [WP, NYT]
* Life for the colonels in Pentagon sub-basements goes from “shitty” to “hellish nightmare” as MySpace and YouTube get blocked. [WP]