Wonkette

* Reports of a naked man in Senate office building turn out to be boring old run-in with Spandex-clad, law abiding citizen. [WP]
* Breaking: National Police Week has cops acting like douchebags [District Chatter]
* Robert Byrd is the source of massive greenhouse emissions on Capitol Hill [Express]
* We already knew we didn’t give a shit about touring the National Cathedral, we didn’t expect to have to take a position on its garage. [Examiner]
* New DC food blog pretty much likes everything. [DC Fare]