Bad Mothers
*Alberto Gonzales'legacy won't be the 9 fired U.S. Attorneys but the millions of disenfranchised voters. [WP ]
*Rudy Giuliani'slegacy will always be how he turned his 15 minutes into $15 million a year. [ WP ]
* ThatPaul Wolfowitzdidn't hand his girlfriend a rubberbanded roll of hundred dollar bills every two weeks is the strongest argument in his favor. [ NYT ]
* The books are completely irrelevant, it's the "policy center" at the futureGeorge Bushpresidential library that only Dallas would suffer having. [ NYT ]
* Commerce department overseer is overseen stapling civil servants' fingers, Xeroxing his own ass. [ WP ]
* U.S. economy buoyed by global demand for fried "chicken." [ NYT ]
* National Rural Electric Cooperative unzips its fly, whips out a giant smokestack. [ WP ]
* Finally, the Pentagon gets some Stalinists to sort out the Iraqi economy. [ WP ]