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* Dick Cheney had another busy week: He stood on a boat yelling at Iran, performed a stunning re-enactment of the Nuremberg Rallies and had his comical midget sidekick entertain the U.S. troops in Iraq. Buy that man an iPod!
* Oh, and our beloved veep is also using his telekinetic powers to kill baby deer in Tacoma, and dress up the corpses like human babies.
* Never mind, he wasn’t really in Baghdad at all!
* The Wolffucker just wants your respect, while Condi just called to say she loves Paul.
* Hey guys, guess who’s in the “cool new people” box on MySpace?
* Why do the Interwebz kidz love libertarian right-winger Ron Paul? Because his Second Life HQ is actually a dope farm!
* Did you hear about the BENCHMARKS? Well, we don’t care.
* Bill Richardson just wants a recurring guest spot on “The Office.”
* Bush appointed another robot-hating racist to replace the dude on the DC Madam’s list. Oh yeah, and Dick Cheney is maybe on her list, too.
* Rudy hates farmers and ferrets. (But he still loves furries.)
* Barry Hussein Obama hates our precious freedoms, such as looking at Britney’s cooch.
* North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan hates prairie dogs … and helicopters.
* Al Sharpton hates Mormons.
* McCain’s national political director hates WALNUTS!
* Mickey Mouse hates the Jews.
* GOP Hill staffer hates the Blacks.
* Republicans hate their presidential candidates.
* Frenchman Scientologist Mitt Romney hates Mr. Spock’s seven-year itch.

* We say good-bye to Tony Blair, because we hate him.

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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