'Guilt For History Hypothalamus' Is The Largest Erogenous Zone
* Brain study of liberal Democrats in captivity discovers advanced development of the "bleeding heart lobe." [ Warst ]
* Alberto Gonzales "secret hiring order" printed in all caps, SO HE WOULDN'T FORGET. [ TPM Muckracker ]
* Elizabeth Edwards sooo regrets not punching Jay Carney in the face last night. [ Swampland ]
* Jon Voight says America has broken the honorary 28th amendment and "forgotten about 9/11." [ Newsbusters ]
* Rupert Murdoch plans to use awesome power for forces of good? [ Grist ]
* Hamas' "Death to America" Mouse has his show canceled. [ JPost ]
* Is "Lou Dobbs the next Don Imus?" In our fucking dreams. [ Stop the ACLU ]