Wonkette

* Brain study of liberal Democrats in captivity discovers advanced development of the “bleeding heart lobe.” [Warst]
* Alberto Gonzales “secret hiring order” printed in all caps, SO HE WOULDN’T FORGET. [TPM Muckracker]
* Elizabeth Edwards sooo regrets not punching Jay Carney in the face last night. [Swampland]
* Jon Voight says America has broken the honorary 28th amendment and “forgotten about 9/11.” [Newsbusters]
* Rupert Murdoch plans to use awesome power for forces of good? [Grist]
* Hamas’ “Death to America” Mouse has his show canceled. [JPost]
* Is “Lou Dobbs the next Don Imus?” In our fucking dreams. [Stop the ACLU]