Wonkette

When Tom Vilsack dropped out of the race about two years before the election, we were a nation challenged. Who would be our fascist furry president now?Thankfully, opera-loving gay-roommate-having twice-divorced Manhattan dandy Rudy Giuliani is ready to “fill” both roles. Hooray for Rudy! He truly is “America’s Abortionist Furry.”

Rudy in Leather and Lace [Slate]