PALESTINE  5:58 pm May 8, 2007

Popular Rat Urges Destruction of Israel

by Alex Pareene

K-E-Y -- Why? Because it is a duty demanded in the Hadith! - WonketteFormerly beloved childhood icon Mickey Mouse has shown his true colors: he’s as reflexively anti-American as any other coked-out limousine liberal Hollywood star.

“Hanoi” Mickey has been appearing regularly on a television station run by Hamas with a program dedicated to indoctrinating young Palestinian children into hating the Jews.

“We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate
Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers.”

Children call in to the show, many singing Hamas anthems about fighting Israel.

Calls to the Walt Disney company went unanswered, but spokespeople for Mickey attribute his erratic behavior to “exhaustion.”

Hamas ‘Mickey Mouse’ wants Islam takeover [AP via Yahoo]

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post:


blog advertising is good for you