BREAKING: LOU DOBBS BECOMES A MEXICAN
Orange-headed Space.com founder Lou Dobbs has earned yet another honor: Now he's a Mexican Journalist!
Well, not really. He's just a member of the "National Association of Hispanic Journalists." And he didn't "earn" the membership; he paid $5,000 for it.
Why? Maybe it's like that "Hitler was secretly Jewish" thing or "Stockholm Syndrome." Anyway, Happy Cinco de Mayo , El Jackass!
Lou Dobbs Becomes Lifetime Member Of Hispanic Journalists Association [Think Progress]