BREAKING: LOU DOBBS BECOMES A MEXICAN

Thanks, Diplomatic - WonketteOrange-headed Space.com founder Lou Dobbs has earned yet another honor: Now he’s a Mexican Journalist!

Well, not really. He’s just a member of the “National Association of Hispanic Journalists.” And he didn’t “earn” the membership; he paid $5,000 for it.

Why? Maybe it’s like that “Hitler was secretly Jewish” thing or “Stockholm Syndrome.” Anyway, Happy Cinco de Mayo, El Jackass!

Lou Dobbs Becomes Lifetime Member Of Hispanic Journalists Association [Think Progress]

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