Wonkette

About an hour from RIGHT NOW (6:47 p.m. Eastern Time) we will begin our exclusive live liveblogging of the Screamin’ Geezer Wrasslin’ Tournament. But we won’t actually be at the debate, because that would be pointless and Simi Valley is about nine hours away in afternoon traffic. So join us for a worldwide global-a-go-go TeeVee Party. (Now is a good time to run by the liquor store. That, in fact, is what we’re doing as soon as we post this.)