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Barry Hussein Obama today became the earliest Presidential candidate ever to be placed under Secret Service protection. Michael Chertoff authorized it himself, as he’s a fan of grim foreshadowing, and recently saw Bobby.Obama is getting his protection nine months earlier than Kerry and Edwards got theirs in 2004, and Hillary, as a former First Lady, already has a Secret Service detail. John Edwards has elected to spend a couple thousand dollars of campaign cash on impeccably-groomed occasional male models to serve as his security staff.
BARACK OBAMA
It Just Became Marginally Harder For Lepers to Get Obama to Cure Them With His Touch
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6:27 PM
on Thu May 3 2007
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Alex Pareene
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