The picture of the vice president and his apparently generous endowment has only been up for a few hours, and already we have enough conspiracy theories to justify a recount in Ohio. We’re just surprised no one has done a comparison of the bulge to a map of former slave states. People were not this suspicious about John Kerry’s big-tent party — but with Cheney, we can’t just lie back and think of Tony Blair. There has to be another explanation: It’s a colostomy bag, it’s just low-slung old man balls, it’s a secret transmitter. . . Keep this up and you’ll get NYT involved.
April 18, 2014
Big Dick Cheney’s Mystery Bulge
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