Wonkette

* Democrats send Iraq funding/pullout/up yours to the White House, are clueless about what to do after the veto. [WP, NYT, LAT]
* “If I was President, blah, blah America must, blah, blah my opponents don’t blah, blah.” [WP]
* Would’ve been a lot easier for George Tenet to just wrap that Medal of Freedom around his fist and land one on Dick Cheney’s lower lip. [WP, NYT]
* Letting government administrators know how they can influence elections still totally cool. [WP, NYT]
* Currently, terror suspects not in secret foreign prisons are all clear to load up the guns. [NYT]
* If Shinzo Abe loves President Bush so much, why doesn’t he marry him? [WP, NYT]
* Jack Valenti finally dies. [WP, NYT]