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U.S. Troops In Iraq Can’t Defeat BOB

IN THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST, THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE!  ONE CHANTS OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS...  _FIRE,_WALK_WITH_ME_!!! - WonketteEven in the fog of war, U.S. troops can have some fun in Iraq with the wacky situations that present themselves.Take this one pasta factory in Baghdad … please! Turns out it was an insurgent camp, so the U.S. troops moved in, and there’s a big septic tank inside full of raw sewage, and there’s a corpse in there floating right up at the top! Oh, and the head has “separated,” which apparently happens all the time in Iraq, and it’s got a big bullet hole in the face, due to the executions and all.

So the U.S. troops have comically named the floating-in-shit victim of a death squad “BOB.” The end.

A Grisly Problem, Grateful Iraqis and a Grim Outlook [Washington Post]


1:45 PM on Wed April 25 2007
By Ken Layne
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