Jimmie Walker Has Low Standards

We were forwarded this email from Jimmie Walker late last night. It’s probably fake. Regardless, it’s hilarious.

From: Jimmie Walker [address redacted, but it in involves the word "dynomite"]
To: Melvin [redacted]
Subject: Re: Ann Coulter
Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:12:40 -0700 (PDT)

Melvin:
I respect your opinion…
and of course you are entitled to it… I appreciate how respectful
you were…
Ann and I have dated a little,
but we’re better friends…
She’s very sweet…
it’s too bad many people
will never see that…
Thanks for your point of
view…
respectfully
Jimmie Walker

So Ann Coulter dated J.J. If that surprises you, you don’t want to hear what we know about Michelle Malkin and Red Foxx.

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