Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Susan Collins partied enough at the WHCD to cover for all the absentee members… Spitzer and Bloomberg get $26 haircuts at the same barber. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Sheryl Crow and Larry and Laurie David all went to Charlie Palmer’s on Sunday… Carl Bernstein’s Hillary book is due soon. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Remember ‘The Right Brothers’? The “conservative” “rock” “band” that was funny on the internet a couple months back? Yeah? Well, how ’bout them, right? … Trent Lott perhaps not as interested in the arts as you thought. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Someone is challenging cocaine enthusiast Robert Wexler… Tort reformer John Sullivan had his lawsuit thrown out. [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Senator Lisa Murkowski’s office full of internet-browding iPod-listening slackers… People said things at parties last weekend. [Politico]