Election Fallout Roundup, III

• For those whose primary reaction to the election is, “WTF”: The Flabbergasted Eagle T-Shirt [Wigu Boutique]
• Tips for surviving BC04-08: “Speculate on all the Hillary/Edwards/Obama presidential ticket combinations, and imagine one of them defeating some probable McCain/Giuliani ticket. Good luck with that, by the way.” [Free Williamsburg]
• The Political Capital MasterCard [Banterist]
• Hollywood blame game: “Cher blames Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher blames Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio blames Sharon Stone. Sharon Stone blames Tim Robbins. . . ” [LA Times via Defamer]
• Floridians seek therapy for “post-election selection trauma.” [AFP/Yahoo]