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* Chuck Hagel can’t say sorry for the things that he’s done, but at least for a little while, he had some fun. [Wizbang Politics]

* Fred Thompson hasn’t started stealing Mitt Romney’s staffers, yet. [On Call]

* Boris Yeltsin used to get crunked and ham up bilateral conferences on the state of war torn regions. [The Swamp]

* Flag painted pistolas are so hot right now. [Radosh]

* The honorable lies of Alberto Gonzales. [TPM Muckraker]

* Hippy dipshits in the corn cars make your booze cost more. [Passport]

* Mortal minds cannot fully grasp all that is Robert Byrd. [Radar]

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