WHCD: We’ll Be There So You Don’t Have To

Check in Sunday, probably, for the start of Wonkette’s exclusive coverage of the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.

In case you’d like to try to crash:

* The receptions will be at the Washington Hilton tomorrow at 6-ish
* Bloomberg is at the Costa Rican embassy.
* Capitol File is at the Colombian Ambassador’s house.
* Vanity Fair is at… Chris Hitchens’ house.
* Is Reuters even having a party this year? Anyone?

See you Sunday, kids. We’ll be full of 25% more hate and bile than usual due to being hungover and working on the weekend.