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Drudge has had Arafat making Lazarus look lazy (Dead! Not! Dead! Not!), but we weren’t going to hold it against him: As a friend pointed out, he should just keep it at “dead”! He’ll be right eventually. Now, he’s just covered all the bases:

If only we’d thought of this when we were posting those exit polls. . .ARAFAT DEAD… NOT DEAD… [Drudge Report]