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John “Lonesome Rhodes” Edwards may be lagging behind Obama and Clinton in dollars and poll numbers, but he’s miles ahead — in style!The AP reports today, purely as fodder for us, that Edwards’ campaign committee has picked up the bill for a couple of John’s haircuts, two of which clocked in at an impressive $400 per.

Fans of specious political legends will be pleased to note that the AP repeats the tale of Bill Clinton’s $200 dollar 1993 haircut. This news means that Edwards will be twice as great a president as Bill.

Also, gay gay gay.

Edwards’ Haircuts Cost a Pretty Penny [AP via NYT]