• May 25, 2012

John Edwards Twice as Gay as Bill Clinton

by Alex Pareene  6:37 pm April 17, 2007

John “Lonesome Rhodes” Edwards may be lagging behind Obama and Clinton in dollars and poll numbers, but he’s miles ahead — in style!

The AP reports today, purely as fodder for us, that Edwards’ campaign committee has picked up the bill for a couple of John’s haircuts, two of which clocked in at an impressive $400 per.

Fans of specious political legends will be pleased to note that the AP repeats the tale of Bill Clinton’s $200 dollar 1993 haircut. This news means that Edwards will be twice as great a president as Bill.

Also, gay gay gay.

Edwards’ Haircuts Cost a Pretty Penny [AP via NYT]

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: