• May 26, 2012
BILL CLINTON

April 17, 2007

John Edwards Twice as Gay as Bill Clinton

by Alex Pareene  

John “Lonesome Rhodes” Edwards may be lagging behind Obama and Clinton in dollars and poll numbers, but he’s miles ahead — in style!

The AP reports today, purely as fodder for us, that Edwards’ campaign committee has picked up the bill for a couple of John’s haircuts, two of which clocked in at an impressive $400 per.

Fans of specious political legends will be pleased to note that the AP repeats the tale of Bill Clinton’s $200 dollar 1993 haircut. This news means that Edwards will be twice as great a president as Bill.

Also, gay gay gay.

Edwards’ Haircuts Cost a Pretty Penny [AP via NYT]

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