Wonkette
Hey everybody, maybe relax and put down the guns for the afternoon? We’re all a little tense but it’s not really helping America Heal ™ when Secret Service guys are shooting each other outside the White House … um, excuse us, we mean “in a security booth at the southwest gate.”One agent was shot in the leg and the other got shrapnel in his face. They’re both at GWU hospital now; neither injury is “life threatening.”
Also, Lafayette Park is closed due to bombs or something.
