Wonkette

* Mitt Romney would drive a stake through Mother Earth’s bare breast before he’d let his Nantucket buddies summer on an obstructed-view island. [New Standard]
* Iranians took British sailors captive to spite Bush, says guy whose every published word has been wrong. [Today's Zaman]
* Wall Street Journal editorial page on way better terms with Satan than Chris Mathews or Nancy Grace. [Political Animal]
* Little Wesley Clark unimpressed by the size of Rudy’s balls. [Intelligencer]
* Dennis Kucinich loves being broke. [Wizbang Politics]
* Only best and brightest watch Colbert, Lehrer. [Think Progress]
* The Politico: Boy, does it blow. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Got GWOT? [Passport]