Wonkette

* Rove can’t turn over the RNC emails because of all the classified shit up in them. [Hit & Run]
* Nancy Pelosi’s first hundred days worth a thousand words. [YouTube]
* Anybody want to see a movie with Elijah Wood on a race-against-the-clock journey carrying a heavy burden? What if the premise was a giant dig at the Bush administration? Thought so. [HuffPo]
* Romney family big fans of the whitening strips, each other. [Five Brothers]
* Presidential campaign ads could be cool, but won’t. [David All]
* If you’re still drunk on Sunday from the night before, help your hangover by yelling at the screen while Dick Cheney faces the nation. [Political Insider]