Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: William Jefferson Judiciary committee New Orleans Katrina crime meeting irony etc etc etc… John Kerry and Newt Gingrich have a lot in common! … Duncan Hunter’s communications director is some pal who owns a restaurant. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Eleanor Clift: “the lady with the sinkhole” … Obama claims to have quit smoking. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: CNN’s bringing Larry David and his crazy hippie wife to the WHCA dinner… John Kerry: at least he’s more popular than Newt Gingrich. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Jim Moran is getting an award for loving animals… Fred Thompson can’t run until he buys his web domain name… $100 Cynthia McKinney t-shirts on sale now! [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Congresspeople to participate in disgusting act of violence against humor, satire, theater… [Politico]