Wonkette

Despite attempts to retire to Texas or Paraguay or Halliburton’s new Dubai headquarters, George W. Bush’s exile plans keep hitting a snag: Nobody wants him around. But according to a breaking BBC report, the soon-to-be indicted president has finally found a place where the people aren’t protesting his arrival, because there are no people at all.George W. Bush has bought property on the Moon:

Dennis Hope says he has so far sold more than 400 million acres (1.6m sq km), leaving a further eight billion acres still up for grabs.

Buyers include Hollywood stars, large corporations — including the Hilton and Marriott hotel chains — and even former U.S. presidents Ronald Regan and Jimmy Carter. George W. Bush is also said to be a stake holder.

If you wondered why Bush suddenly started demanding a permanent moon settlement, now you know.

Making a mint out of the Moon [BBC News]