Not getting enough crazy from Michele Bachmann? Minnesota will not let America down!
Meet Rachel Paulose. She’s, like, 17 years old or something, and she’s a Bible-quoting pain in everybody’s ass, and she’s a new U.S. attorney! Everybody was complaining about Alberto Gonzales firing all those bad U.S. attorneys who were trying to Undermine the White House by putting all the Republicans in prison where they belong, but now we see the Justice Department is simply hiring the best and brightest and craziest:
Four of her top staff voluntarily demoted themselves Thursday, fed up with Paulose, who, after just months on the job, has earned a reputation for quoting Bible verses and dressing down underlings.
Deputy U.S. Attorney John Marty is just one of the people dropping themselves in rank to simply a U.S. Attorney position. Also making the move are the heads of Paulose’s criminal and civil divisions and the top administrative officer. The move is intended to send a message to Washington – that 33-year-old Paulose is in over her head.
Paulose’s previous job? Gonzo’s personal ass-kisser, obviously.