Rumors On The Internets: Human Services

* Tommy Thompson took pages from the Bill Clinton and Bernie Kerik playbooks when he was spewing his seed all over Wisconsin. Pandagon]
* Democrats will “sanction” a series of debates that will not be fair and balanced. [Democrats.org, Election Central]
* Obama’s pile of money is like a beacon in the night, calling Al Gore into the race. [Political Insider]
* In tomorrow’s TIME “shocker,” Joe Klein will call for Bush to be impeached. [E&P]
* Air Force test pilots hot-box their new hot-rods. [Danger Room]
* McCain should get out of the race while he has a clusterfuck in Iraq to blame it on. [CQ Politics]