Rumors On The Internets: Human Services
* Tommy Thompson took pages from the Bill Clinton and Bernie Kerik playbooks when he was spewing his seed all over Wisconsin. Pandagon ]
* Democrats will "sanction" a series of debates that will not be fair and balanced. [ Democrats.org , Election Central ]
* Obama's pile of money is like a beacon in the night, calling Al Gore into the race. [ Political Insider ]
* In tomorrow's TIME "shocker," Joe Klein will call for Bush to be impeached. [ E&P ]
* Air Force test pilots hot-box their new hot-rods. [ Danger Room ]
* McCain should get out of the race while he has a clusterfuck in Iraq to blame it on. [ CQ Politics ]