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* Victims tell Congress of cruise-ship crimes.
* Your Risk of Being Sexually Assaulted is Much Higher on a Cruise Ship Than in the Average American City.
* 26 Cruise passengers sickened during Portland sailing.
* Travel agent snapped photo of couple before they fell off cruise ship.
* Cruise Ship Picks up Cuban Migrants.
* 1,200 Passengers flee sinking cruise ship.Now if we could only convince Rich Lowry to take Michelle Malkin as a “featured speaker” … nah, he’s pretty strict about only hiring writers.

Alaska Cruise [National Review]
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