Daily Briefing: Oh, Ate Too Much
* America gets "swift boated" byPresident Bush'srecess appointments. [ NYT , LAT ]
*Alberto Gonzalesis in front of the mirror every night working on his "I am not a crook." [ WP ]
* Limits of "Iowa nice" are tested by listening toRudy Giuliani's"I can get things done" speech. [ WP ]
* Americans have no problem writing checks or clicking "donate now," forBarry Hussein, proving they don't discriminate against people with big ears. [ WP , NYT , LAT , WSJ , USAT ]
*Elizabeth Edwardsthinks WaPo staff writers are weak willed. And you, you pussy. [ WP ]
*Nancy Pelosifinds Syrians less goofy than Moroccans, less gay than Lebanese, more down to Earth than Egyptians. [ NYT , LAT ]