Wonkette

* Not only did Walnuts! want to be a Democrat, he wanted to run with that most demmy of crats: John Kerry. [MyDD]
* Need more? New Walnuts! campaign finance chair was Nixon’s “Jew-counting” muscle. [Election Central]
* Rudy G. is the Skeletor/Cobra Commander/Megatron of our time. [The Carpetbagger Report]
* Nancy Pelosi thinks Syria is sooooo windy. [IMAO]
* Takes a whole lot of tax dollars to be that pointless. [Dilbert Blog]
* Karl Rove will lose several pounds of ugly flab as Mark Halperin finally lets go of his nuts. [Media Matters]