Wonkette

Ok, we’re pretty sure Bush is lying about something or other, but, uh… Dick? What the hell are you doing? Just… creepily hanging out in the bushes? There’s a press conference going on, for chrissakes! You’re freaking out poor Jessica Yellin!

We are going to have nightmares about this for a week. The Vice President is from a goddamn David Lynch dream sequence.

[Via TPM Cafe, who somehow pretend this shit isn't the scariest video they've ever seen]