Rumors On The Internets: It's Great With Pity
* Alberto Gonzales is still speaking at the Press Club next month, it's just the attorney general who's not. [ Hotline on Call ]
* Nancy Pelosi goes all the way to Syria for secret ingredient in the Al-Assad family hummus recipe. [ Think Progress ]
* It's a pretty lonely planet at the State Department. [ Outside the Beltway ]
* TIME magazine not too interested in covering what's going on this time. [ The Carpetbagger Report ]
* More battleships in the Persian Gulf are just what the doctor ordered. [ The Left Coaster ]
* How to find out who else is growing weed in your neighborhood. [ Hit & Run ]
* If you grow it, they will drive. [ Just a Bump in the Beltway ]
* "An extremely drunk ballerina elephant in tutus who has just lurched into the shop." [ 1115 ]