Wonkette

* If all goes well, Iraq will be able to end just as well as Nicaragua, El Salvador, and Vietnam. [WP, NYT]
* Kyle Sampson sticks to the truth like stink on shit. [WP, NYT, LAT]
* John Edwards is the internet. [WP]
* Cabinet Secretary Judy Giuliani. [WP, NYT]
* Arresting illegal immigrants is so fun everyone should do it. [USAT]
* Guantánamo Bay II now selling, brand new cells will be walking distance to interrogation centers and hiking trails. [NYT]