Wonkette

* Jefferson Hotel liquidation sale today until 7PM, “Everything’s for sale, right down to the hangers and bathrobes.” Brunch Bird took some spooky pictures. [Brunch Bird]
* Plant cherry trees and make origami cherry trees this Sunday at the Petworth Public Library. [Petworth News]
* “Personally, I don’t have time to surf the net at home so I have to do it at the office.” [TC the Terrible]
* The term fuzzy donut is slang for labia. [Mayhem by Miss M]
* We like to make instigation. [why.i.hate.dc]